When I was in college, my buddies and I would go to a small bar/dance club which was 18 and up. Every Thursday night, we would sit outside in the parking lot and drink Mickey's Ice 40's to loosen up before going in. One night in particular, my roommate was hammered and being completely obnoxious, so when I looked up and saw him making out with a larger girl from my school, I saw my opportunity for revenge. I made my way around the bar telling all of our friends to look,
"Check it out... 'Mike' is making out with 'Crissy'. When you see later tonight, tell him that the 'girl' he was making out with is actually a dude... but not to worry, 'cause no one else saw."
Within moments, all of our friends were in on the gag and I made my move. I walked up to the drunken sloberfest and tapped "Mike" on the shoulder.
"Dude! That chick you are making out with... she is a man!"
"No way...?"
"Dude, I am serious... look at her... she has an Adams Apple."
"Shit... You're full of it, she's hot"
"Don't worry man, no one saw, and I won't say anything"
"Screw you, she's not a dude."
A few moments went bye and "Mike" went to go to the bathroom. While in the John, the rest of the plot began to unfold. One by one, over the course of the next 45 minutes, our friends started telling him that she was really a dude and that it was "OK, 'cause no one else saw." I got nervous when about an hour later "Mike" was no where to be found. After looking all over the bar, and asking 'Crissy' where he was, she said this, "It was so weird, he came up to me, shoved me, and said 'f#@% you man... you sick f#@%!' and he went running outside."
Outside is where I found him, head in his hands, muttering... "what was I thinking, I am never drinking again... what was I thinking, I am never drinking again..." Being the good friend I am, I sat down next to him, put my arm around his shoulder and said, "Don't worry man, no one saw and I promise I won't tell a soul."
Would you tell your roommate?