We are all familiar with the hippie tree huggers who are constantly spewing their environmental propaganda and thus forcing me to pay almost $4 per gallon for my gas! I hear people all the time, fair & balanced people like Rush and Sean Hannity telling us that there is no such thing as Global Warming and I want to believe it... I really do! I want to believe that drilling in Alaska will bring the cost of fuel back down under a dollar, or that killing a few buffalo's in S. Dakota will make my oil changes happen more frequently at less out of pocket cost to me. I listen to both sides of the argument, from the eternally boring inventor of the Internet Al Gore flying all over the world in his private gas-guzzling jet telling us to stop polluting and to carpool. Then there is Rush Limbaugh who is convinced that this is simply a Leftist plot by the Environmental Wackos to keep us from doing whatever we want, whenever we want. But until now, I have been fairly split on my decision, not knowing exactly what to believe in relation to the "environmental crisis".
Until now...
It seems that Mother Nature and Humanity cannot have a symbiotic relationship. It always worried me that environmentalists seemed to care more about trees, bushes, and dragonflies than about their fellow human beings. Jokingly I would accuse them of being "Enviro-sexuals" who liked to "do it" with plants. It turns out that my tongue and cheek assumption is true, and the picture below proves it. An Indonesian "tree hugging" woman was knocked-up by a rain forest tree and has given birth to the first Plant-Human.
The Treeman hopes to get married soon and perpetuate the inner-mixing of humans and plants.
The question is, can this possibly be the solution to Global Warming? After all, humans breath oxygen and expel CO2, while plants breathe CO2 and expel pure O2... the plant-humans will no longer be polluters and on top of that, all kinds of crazy people with nothing better to do will want to hug them to save their lives!
