There is no doubt that anyone reading this humble blog has already heard about the Elliot Spitzer Sex for Money Scandal that has been dominating the news over the past few days. And If you are anything like me, you LOVE EVERY SLEAZY MINUTE OF IT!!! Today, I found a series of pictures of the mysterious "Kristen" also known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre who is apparently an aspiring musician... (I heard she plays a mean skin flute... but I digress)
The point of this post is not to restate that which has already been revealed. It is instead, as always with the Plastic Spoon, to uncover new facts that the rest of the world press cannot and will not tell you about. It has come to the attention of the Plastic Spoon that it wasn't in fact the FEDS who caught Gov. Spitzer with his hand in the 22 year old prostitute. It was actually ol' lady Spitzer who discovered that her husband was dropping the cost of a Tata Nano on a younger pair of tatas grande. Our investigative reporters have uncovered how Silda Wall Spitzer discovered her husbands acts of indiscretion. As you remember, Gov. Spitzer would pay extra to not wear a condom. Seriously? Come on #9, you know as well as we do that you have to wrap it, especially with a girl who calls you "Client #9"!!! Because Sptizer didn't wear a rubber, it was easy for his wife to know he was cheating. All she did was look in the pantry (if you know what I mean) and this is what she found...
What is the Lesson to be learned here? Always use protection when your cute little pet name starts with "Client" and has any number associated with it.
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