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The attack of the plastic spoon began back in the spring of 2003, when a co-worker had annoyed me beyond reconciliation. So what could a guy do? I decided that I would simply place a plastic spoon on her desk everyday, causing her to constantly wonder where the spoon came from... and only I knew. It drove her crazy, until one day she quit. Success! So Why a plastic spoon? You will never know.


I enjoy everything outdoors. I love to argue. I am especially fond of placing plastic spoons on the desks, windshields, and in the mailboxes of people who just frankly irritate the hell out of me.