How Bad Does That Smell?

You know what it's like when you wake up late for work, so late that you barely have enough time to wipe the sleep out of your eyes (let alone brush all of your teeth) before you stumble to your car trying not to spill your coffee as you fumble for your keys.  With the morning paper between your shoulder and chin, you set your coffee on the roof (knowing full well you're gonna forget it up there) and open the driver-side door.  That's when it happens... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?  The smell is so strong that you feel like you've been kicked in the face by a Jackie Chan fart, and then it hits you... you remember... there they are, riding bitch on your rear bench seat.  Right where you set them last night, your leftover moo goo gai pan, fried rice, and won ton soup.

You know exactly what I am talking about.  The thought crosses your mind, did I seriously eat that last night?  And what the shit are my farts going to smell like today?  In my case, I cannot wait to secretly share those Bruce Lee Boost's with my most beloved co-workers.

When you consider how bad leftover Asian food smells and the residual effect it has on your local environment, imagine how bad it must smell on the other side of this video.  As you watch the video below, I want you to imagine that you are a tourist, and to save a couple of bucks you and your girlfriend decided to take public transportation.  Also, you used Priceline to negotiate your hotel cost (who wouldn't with William Shatner encouraging you to not be a Namby Pamby) so your hotel is on the outskirts of town.  So you and your babe get on the train at the first stop, with a destination 13 blocks away... with that scenario in mind, enjoy the video you are about to watch.

Let's assume that the smell of sweat and tempura farts don't kill you, how dangerous must that be?  I mean, the threat of having your eye poked out by a pointy sideburn is reason enough to wear safety glasses!

The good news is that once you get off the train, you can wash off and relax at one of Tokyo's finest water parks by going in the wave pool... Why is this water so warm?

Comments

[Melissavina]

Oh geez. I don't like personal contact with strangers. You just added something to my "places never to visit" list which is really too bad because I love Hello Kitty.

[Ant-Knee]

OK - now the Kamakazi make more sense. Go home to that?
Then again - the job of passenger-presser-inner would have some theraputic (sp) qualities. Since I have a lot of rage, much towards groups of dumb-ass strangers, yea, I could get behind that. No pun intended.